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Coffee Subscription

Get criminally good coffee smuggled to your doorstep every month. Stick with your regular stash or try a different bean each time. 

4.8 from 388 reviews

How Our Coffee Subscription Works

Choose Your Coffee Bean

Pick the criminally good coffee that’s right for you. If you aren’t sure, visit our interrogation room by clicking here.

Choose Weight & Bean

Select the coffee bean that suits your equipment best. All our coffee can come as whole bean, ground or espresso ground. 

Select Delivery Frequency

Choose between a weekly, bi-weekly or a monthly delivery for your coffee subscription

Secure Your Stash

Your coffee will be posted on the day of your order. Manage your subscriptions from your dashboard, add different coffees or cancel at any time (with no charges!).

Coffee Bean Subscription

From 388 Reviews

£6.75 – £22.95 

Our Subscription Reviews

Verified Reviews

Their single-origin Ethiopian beans are consistently outstanding. The complexity of flavors in each cup makes my morning ritual something special.

Sally Clifford Verified Subscription Purchase

Brilliant customer service team helped adjust my subscription when I was away. Coffee arrives like clockwork every fortnight.

James W Verified Subscription Purchase

Proper coffee that arrives fresh and ready to brew. The subscription service is a game-changer for working from home.

Oliver Wright Verified Subscription Purchase

Best coffee subscription I've tried. Love the detailed brewing guides and consistent quality month after month.

T O Verified Subscription Purchase

Their Colombian beans are the best I've ever tasted. Fast delivery and always fresh.

D Murray Verified Subscription Purchase

Brilliant customer service and consistently exceptional coffee. Worth every penny of the subscription.

WNash Verified Subscription Purchase

The coffee quality is unmatched, and their flexible delivery schedule fits perfectly with my needs.

Isabella Clarke Verified Subscription Purchase

Perfect coffee subscription service

GeorgeyW Verified Subscription Purchase

Their commitment to quality shows in every bag. Excellent customer service and reliable delivery.

Victoria Hughes Verified Subscription Purchase

Perfect subscription service - great coffee, reliable delivery, and exceptional customer support.

Daniel Verified Subscription Purchase

Outstanding selection of beans and impeccable customer service. Always arrives perfectly on schedule.

Andrew Morrison Verified Subscription Purchase

Postal strikes meant my coffee arrived late and stale.

Michelle Davies Verified Subscription Purchase

Great coffee but occasionally arrives a day later than expected. Still worth it!

Kevin Turner Verified Subscription Purchase

The quality control is impressive - every bag has been consistently excellent.

NGreen Verified Subscription Purchase

Quick to respond to queries and the coffee quality is consistently exceptional.

WalkingtheDog Verified Subscription Purchase

Brilliant subscription service that has transformed my morning routine. The quality never wavers.

Alice C Verified Subscription Purchase

The Prohibition: Subscription FAQ

What makes your coffee worth the risk?

Just like those secretive speakeasies of the 1920s, we’re running something special here. Our coffee’s the kind that would’ve had prohibition agents breaking down doors – if coffee was illegal (thank heavens it’s not). We source beans so exceptional they need aliases, then we roast them with the kind of attention usually only reserved for cracking bank vaults. Each batch is roasted to be criminally delicious, making your morning cup feel like a heist of flavour.

 

How often do you make your drops?

Choose your schedule like you’re planning the perfect scheme: weekly for those who treat coffee like currency, fortnightly for the calculated enthusiasts, or monthly for those who like to play it cool. Each delivery is timed to ensure your supply never runs dry. Consider it your insurance policy against mediocre mornings.

 

How do you source the goods?

We’ve got connections in high places – namely, at high altitudes where the best coffee grows. Our partnerships with farmers are built on trust and fair prices, not handshakes in dark alleys. We pay above market rates because exceptional quality deserves exceptional compensation. Every bean is sourced ethically and roasted to perfection. This isn’t just coffee – it’s craftsmanship.

 

What if I need to adjust my deliveries?

Life’s unpredictable – your coffee shouldn’t be. Your personal dashboard lets you adjust, pause, or skip deliveries without raising any eyebrows. Change your shipping date, adjust your quantity, or switch up your beans whenever you fancy. No questions asked, no excuses needed.

 

When will my coffee arrive?

Order by 2:30 pm, and our crew will have your beans at your door the next day. We’ve got this delivery game down to a fine art – we’re talking smoother than a jazz club’s house band. Fresh coffee waits for no one, and neither do we.

 

What happens if I’m not satisfied?

Our reputation’s everything in this game. If you’re not over the moon with your coffee, we’ll make it right – no questions asked. That’s not just a guarantee; it’s a code we live by. After all, we’re in the business of making friends, not enemies.

 

How fresh is your coffee?

Fresh enough to make other coffee dealers nervous. We roast in small batches throughout the week, ensuring your beans are always at their prime. Each bag is stamped with its roast date – because we’ve got nothing to hide. Think of it as coffee at its most dangerous (and delicious).

 

What if I need to lie low for a while?

No strings, no commitments – just great coffee. Pause or cancel your subscription anytime through your dashboard. We’re not in the business of holding people hostage – we let our coffee do the convincing. Take a break whenever you need; we’ll be here when you’re ready to return.

 

Can I order extra coffee alongside my usual subscription?

Need a little something extra on the side? No problem. Subscribers can add one-off bags to their regular deliveries anytime. Just log into your dashboard and add what you need. Same great prices, same next-day delivery – because sometimes your usual fix just isn’t enough.

 

How do I get started?

Just pick your coffee, choose your schedule, and we’ll handle the rest. No secret handshake required (though we did consider it). Join now and get 10% off every order – consider it your initiation into the most notorious coffee club in town.